比翼双飞 小鸟花

玫瑰香味、紫葡萄、害羞的人

大象小画

A Pat Answer

万圣节

看到小路和岁月留痕上载的万圣节的图片和文字，我也来凑凑热闹。

金瓜也Fun Fun

http://lv-he3.blogspot.com/2010/10/blog-post_26.html
http://lv-he3.blogspot.com/2010/10/blog-post_8215.html
http://lv-he3.blogspot.com/2010/10/blog-post_31.html

                                                       小路也有拍到这个金瓜

在giant 超市看到的万圣节摆设

Irish Math Test

Irish  Math Test

A  Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said.  "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?"  The  Irishman says? "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Have you ain't got no brain?  Tree and tree plus tree makes 9" says the  Irishman.

"Fair enough," says the boss.  "Here's your second question.  Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The  Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree... "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now.  So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree.  Dat makes 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this  Irishman, so he says, "All right, last question.  Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The  Irishman stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go.  One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt.  "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

The  Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, "A little dog come along and poop by each tree.
So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes ONE HUNDRED!"

The  Irishman is the new supervisor.

拿仙与拿丹

“那个老人，全副武装，看样子是要去海边运动吧！”老公一面驾车一面说。
“那个人的背影有点像Nathan（新加坡前总统）。”我说。
“那可能是他弟弟拿yi。"老公一本正经的说。
“拿蚁？为什么你懂得他弟弟的名字？”我一头雾水的问。
“他是拿凳，他弟弟不是拿椅啰！呵呵！”原来如此！
“如果那是他哥哥就叫拿先，呵呵！”老公又说。
“为什么？”我又想不通了。
“他叫拿丹，哥哥不就是拿仙啰！仙丹嘛！哈哈”
老公的脑袋真的有很多搞笑细胞。

牛油果紫菜卷

牛油果洗净，剥皮切块，以紫菜包裹成圆锥形，即可享有。

鹰嘴豆可提高生育能力

素沙爹米粉

坚强才能自我肯定

大发雷霆

A lot of hogwash

美丽用品

在宜家看到的美丽用品。